Daddy:
"Thank you, Carrie! I'm here is Preston's room where he has just tinkled, for the first time ever, on his potty. What began as a tiny accident on the floor quickly turned into the biggest moment of 2013, when I grabbed the naked toddler and placed him on his potty. He excitedly proceeded to finish his business, and then wanted to do it "again!" This could be the beginning of an new era, but as parents suspicious of one-and-done successes let's not get our hopes up. It was an evening of celebrations.
This is Daddy John, on TTDF News."
So there you have it. We have a tinkling toddler.